Ask a Canadian

Episode 021

Fri, 25 May 2012 12:59:37 -0400

This week, we ask the Canadian about badly dubbed curse words, freeze-dried loonies, the mysteries of Cleveland, and measuring afternoons in coffee spoons.

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Episode 020

Thu, 03 May 2012 09:14:03 -0400

This week, we ask the Canadian about cardboard Kindles, Ronald Reagan’s urine, snow pants, booty clapping, the Royal Canadian Mounted Amusement Police, and the perfect pickle.

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Episode 019

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:43:21 -0400

This week, we ask the Canadian about Queen Latifah, racist cookies, pink meat slush, defrosting prostitutes, Venom gender, female choice, and duck fat.

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Episode 018

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:15:16 -0400

This week, we ask the Canadian about Queen Latifah, orange poetry, skin-based breads, 3-D photography, and candy licking.

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Episode 017

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:19:16 -0400

This week, we ask the Canadian about product placement in the Canadian national anthem, interbreeding with native peoples, sudden-onset juvenile diabetes, Whatchamacallit bars, and pipelines.

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Episode 016

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:53:17 -0400

This week, we ask the Canadian about beer commercials, Dwayne “Iraq” Johnson, the sadness of Ernest, human centipedes, oil eating, and property virgins.

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Episode 015

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:55:17 -0400

This week, we ask the Canadian about his country’s winter weather shortage, delegating queening duties, diagnosing VD, Kuato’s host body, and proper etiquette during the Canadian national anthem.

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Episode 014

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 09:24:00 -0500

This week, we ask the Canadian about attacking the American moon base, spying on MILFs, whether Hoth is a city in Ontario, Canadian football, and Pucks.

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Episode 013

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:59:32 -0500

This week, we ask the Canadian about cock mobsters, consuming mercury, furry trout, gigantic malls, and Mexican food.

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Episode 012

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:44:00 -0500

This week, we ask the Canadian about banned words, rotund boxer Butterbean, live Googling, international wall-building, and lassoing the entire country of England.

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Christmas Special 2011

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 13:43:55 -0500

It’s the Ask a Canadian 2011 Christmas Special! This week, Karl turns the tables on those pesky Americans to interrogate them about their embittered, oil-crazed land of mutants. Plus, we dive into Canadian iTunes to check out some of our most heartwarming reviews.

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Episode 011

Sun, 11 Dec 2011 22:12:43 -0500

This week, we ask the Canadian about his changeling overlords, advice columnists, Feistmas, and the sad state of Canada’s lung cancer-based economy.

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Episode 010

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:08:54 -0500

This week, we ask the Canadian about log-painting hellscapes, breast worship, lesbian witches, herb gardens, unsolved murders, Mighty Ducks, and the Disney vault.

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Episode 009

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 17:18:43 -0500

This week, we ask the Canadian about what sorts of things fit in a person’s ears, why Canada hasn’t put a ring on it, Norsemen, whether Hudson’s Bay can function as a vagina, half-people, supervillain duos, baseball legends, and flags.

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Episode 008

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:53:43 -0400

This week, we ask the Canadian about the mythical Lightfoot, mispronunciations, squirrel colors, border patrols, sea CHUDs, skinwalkers, and painted yetis.

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Episode 007

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 22:44:00 -0400

This week, we ask the Canadian about rashes, melvins, commonwealths, ass mayors, prairies, and aquatic birds.

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Episode 006

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 12:28:17 -0400

We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about electric shocks, wendigo lovemaking, socialism, suspenders, guns, hamburgers, air-filled candy bars, and Lexx.

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Episode 005

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 11:02:08 -0400

We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about bathtub cheese curds, Red Green, politeical science, scat singing, barrel-based socialism, beautiful canyons, Japanese tourists, and cow safety.

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Episode 004

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 15:33:22 -0400

We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about Newfies, Canada’s beautiful lighting, the secret origin of Canada, key parties, sexy politicians, Somalian space programs, global warming, and demonic squirrels.

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Episode 003

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 18:40:42 -0400

We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about the similarity between his people and hawks, the mythical Canadian afterlife called Florida, the real story behind Tim Hortons, and the origins of Yukon tall tales.

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